They say so many people die because of alcohol. They never realize how many of them are born because of it. Funny Alcohol Quote
Get a job. Go to work. Get Married. Have children. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Obey the law. Save for your old age. Now repeat after me: "I AM FREE" Life Funny Freedom Quote
Woman's language: Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. We need = I want. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need to talk = You're in trouble. Go ahead = You better not. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset = Of course I am, you moron! Funny Women Quote
Do or do not. There is no try. Wisdom Motivational Change Movies Quote ~ Yoda