Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: In that case, okay! -Dad goes to Bill Gates- Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No. Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: In that case, okay! -Dad goes to the president of the world bank- Dad: Appoint my son the CEO of your bank. President: No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: In that case, okay! And that's how you make business Funny Business Quote
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