Guys, please put the seat down when you're done. Girls, please put the seat up when you're done. We don't want to touch it either. Funny Girls Guys Quote
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: In that case, okay! -Dad goes to Bill Gates- Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No. Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: In that case, okay! -Dad goes to the president of the world bank- Dad: Appoint my son the CEO of your bank. President: No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: In that case, okay! And that's how you make business Funny Business Quote
It's hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. Wisdom Life Failure Quote ~ Theodore Roosevelt
Do or do not. There is no try. Wisdom Motivational Change Movies Quote ~ Yoda